A Day In the Rain Forest

Hot. And humid.

Every day is like that here, here in the jungle. But we animals don't mind. We've adapted to the heat and humidity+ over the many, many years. I mean, every once in a while, it gets pretty unbearable, but hey, whatever.

The canopy rang with the voices of my family and the other millions of creatures in this glorious place. I'm a capuchin monkey, by the way. All of we capuchins are family. We all spend most of our time high above everyone and everything else, up in the branches of the tallest trees. Swinging, playing, chattering, all day long. It's great.

I've seen the other animals like frogs and fish and sloths and bugs. None of them could possibly live lives as great as ours.

I love the sky. The sun. The clouds. The heavens. I love it all up there. But, sometimes, I wonder about flying.

Birds are lucky. They elegantly soar through the skies, and we're stuck down here staring enviously up at them. It's almost cruel.

Then, when those birds land upon a branch and boast of the wonders of soaring among the clouds and gliding in the wind, it's torture. Torment.

Oh, how I patiently wait for the day to come when I will be able to be among them. When I'll be fit to jet past the world far below me, and quickly glance at everyone's faces, which will be awestruck blurs among the green leaves. And as I do, a bright smile will slowly fill my face.

But, sadly, I know that that day may never come. I'll be stuck here in the canopy. Below the great sky. Beneath the fluffy clouds. Under the heavens. I'll be content, but I'll never be euphoric or even completely happy.

Though, what if it does come?

I can imagine: the wind in my fur and eyes. It's between my fingers. I'm floating through a cloud. The sun is just above me, as if it's barely out of reach.

Those images were in my mind all day, and it was hard to fall asleep. Finally, I managed to drift into slumber, and I dreamed of flying.

As soon as my eyes sprung open, I leaped out of bed. I was wide awake, but not thinking clearly. Propelling myself down a branch, I concentrated on my surroundings. Luckily, I was on one of the highest branches of a tree, so I didn't have to worry much about the other branches around me.

When I hit the end of the branch, I vaulted as hard as I could. Hey, I was a monkey, and we have great agility and all, but I mean I covered 5 yards at least. Not only did I leap far, leaped high.

I closed my eyes and felt the nothing but air. The experience was almost like what I had imagined flying to be like. Almost. Almost, because soon after it felt right, it felt wrong. My eyes peeled open and I noticed that I had stopped going up. Now I was going down.

A quick "Eep!" escaped my lips before the speed of my descent grew.

In a few seconds, I made impact with the highest branch of the tree. That's when I fully awoke and started thinking clearly. The words stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid raced through my mind as I continued meeting branches too hard. I wondered what the heck had possessed me to do this?

I stuck out my arm to try to grab onto a branch, which only made things worse because it hurt my arm and flipped me over. Then a branch hit the back of my head. This caused me to close my eyes in pain, but at least it flipped me back the right way again. When I opened my eyes, my face was just inches off the forest floor.. I closed them again and didn't reopen them for a long time.

The first thing I noticed was that I was back in the canopy.

"Hey! He's back among the living!" shouted a familiar voice as my eyes fluttered open. It was Kwaandle, my brother and best friend.

"Oh, D'jole, you had us so worried," whimpered my mother, M'rola.

"You had quite a fall there son. How are you feeling?" asked Kahlorr, my father. He was the youngest of the 12 Head Circle of Capuchins, but he was the second-in-command.

"I tried my best to smile(which hurt) and answered, "Fine, Dad, fine."

"Chartz, Wurfull, Barl-Barl, and me all saw you plummeting toward the ground. Then you did those two flips, we laughed out loud!" Kwaandle said with a smile.

"Kwaandle!" scolded my mother. "Shouldn't you go see your blood-mother? I bet she's wondering where you are." Kwaandle is'nt really blood related to me, but since we are all family, he is my brother. His real mother was called his blood-mother and his real family was his blood-family.

Kwaandle took the hint. "Oops. Sorry. But it was a little funny. Anyways, I gotta go, D'jole. Seeya later."

My mom still glared at him, but then looked away. He swung off into the distance.


Later, after my parents left, I lay there thinking. I thought about flying, and then how trying to fly turned out. I remembered seeing the ground rushing towards me.

I never thought that flying was so wonderful again.



--D'jole

Cool Invention Thing

It's amazing!It's splendid!It's fantastic!It's hard to believe that nobody's invented it before!It's THE CHICKEN GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It shoots chickens up to 70 feet!It also shoots frozen,cooked,and even live
chickens!It even holds up to 8 of them at a time!!!!It's very lightweight(as long as the chickens are light) and it rests on your shoulder.There's a cap in the back of the Chicken Gun,so you can reload it and on the cap,there's a meter that tells how many chickens are in it.No more losing at food fights,this baby can win a foodfight with just a few blows!No more getting your arm all tired from throwing your chickens at people.If you're hungry,just shoot a chicken at your mouth!Your older brothers won't bug you anymore as long as you have one of these(unless they have their own).Need to take some chicken to a party?No problem!Just take your very own Chicken Gun and shoot it at the plates!Instant chicken for everyone!Buy your own Chicken Gun today!It's perfect for all ages!Chickens and batteries not included.Oh wait,it doesn't take batteries...
Caution:Chicken Gun may cause harm to chickens.Give all ckickens helmets and kneepads before launching them.If any chickens are seriously hurt,do something completely uncalled for and unnecessary.

What Goes Through Their Heads?

Note:this post is not about me,nor does it reflect anything that I've really done or thought before(that much).

As I walk down the filthy sidewalks in this huge city of New York,I stare at all the people around me and wonder.I wonder what they did last night,wonder if they've been in jail,wonder how they got here,wonder where they're from and where they're going.I wonder What they're thinking about now,who they're thinking about now,and if they're wondering the same things about me.I wonder what they see in their eyes.
I wonder what they hear,what they smell.I sometimes wonder very random things,like:Do they have a blog of their own,have they read my blog,will they be in any part of my future,what is their favorite color,favorite food,favorite sport.I wonder,what were they like when they were my age,what they will be like when they're my age.I stand there wondering.

I know some of these things might not be any of my business,or it might not be important,but that doesn't keep me from wondering.

Then,out of the corner of my eye,as I was wondering,I see a bus full of people go by.I see the people,and they see me.Then the wondering starts again.

Lunacy.Complete lunacy.

Take a look at my brother's blog, www.levelheadedlunacy.blogspot.com .
If you click on "August 2005" you will notice that in the second post on that page he talks about his late parrot,Mimi.
I remember I used to fear that old bird.I had ever since I was too young to remember what happened that night(my brother told me about it a while ago):I had been left on the table or something like that and everyone else was somewhere else.Mimi climbed up on that table or something like that and,well,she wanted to seehow my hand tasted.I still have that scar on my hand,although you can't see it very well.So,I used to run away whenever Mimi was out of her cage.I think she somehow knew that I was scared of her ,because she used to squak at me and chase after me,atleast,that's what I thought she did.Sometimes though,she would be friendly and i could pat her or something.I really didn't understand why she would be nice to my brother and how he used to carry her around.
You know,though I kind of liked Mimi a little.And now,I miss her too.
And I'm with my brother,I hope where she is,There aren't any cages to keep her from exploring her world and I hope there's an endless supply of sunflower seeds and peanuts for her to chomp up and there are whole plains of newspaper to poop on and there are tons of little hands for her to "taste" and other wonderful things like that.


Which brings me to a conclusion,that doesn't have much to do with that but I want to right more,that this is an insane world we have here.

Wait,that wasn't our conclusion.This world of our's is insane,though.
All the time,you have this stupid song that you don't even like stuck in your head while you lay awake in bed,thinking about what's going on in the world,wondering if you'll ever fall asleep.The next thing you know,you're looking at your bedroom ceiling with the sun shining through the window and no matter how hard you try,you can't remember how that song went.Then you're getting ready for work when you realize you have the day off,so you run into town to buy some stuff,still trying to remember that song and while you're listening to your car's radio,you get another stupid song in your head.You stay in town until late at night,and while you're running back to your car you constantly look over your shoulder,looking for that imaginary person that you just know is gonna grab you while tht song is playing your head.The next day,you find out that you've just become rich.You go to get the money,and once you walk outside some police think you stole the money and they throw you in jail.Then you wake up finding out that it was all a dream.And you have thesong you were listening to in the car in your dream stuck in your head.
Just remember,be young,think smart,stay true,and just follow your heart.
--I got that from my cousin.

Life is like that.Live with it.

Spaceman Spiff Log Book Day:571

Today was just another typical day for me,the splendid Spaceman Spiff.The day started off just like any other day,scrambled eggs from the egg of the zorlokkian slime-bird,some kolopiarian toast, and graakohn drink for breakfast at my camp on the last decent planet that I had found.

After breakfast I climbed in my spaceship and took off at mach 7.After a few hours I began getting bored,so I stopped by one of those wierd fastfood restaurants near Aahkorlii 12.Then,I flew through that solar system with my radio cranked way up(even though I couldn't really understand any of the words to the songs,because most aliens don't speak English.Get it??ALIENS???Get it??You know,like,people from other countries??Get it??Oh,boy,do I crack myself up!!!).After I had just drifted through space listening to the radio,drifting off to sleep,my spiffcraft wandered into an asteroid belt!I woke up just in time and I tried to steer clear from all of the asteroids.They all shot by me,superfast,but I managed to dodge most of them.Then a small one hit the spiffcraft!It smashed the engine and the craft just floated there for a few seconds until more and more clobbered the crazy-cool craft!Then I went down.

I tried everything to stop from crash landing on the planet below,but it was no use.I decided to prepare for impact. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,t---CRAASSHH!
I climbed out from the smoking wreckage and looked around.It was a seemingly deserted planet,full of mountainous terrain,craters,geisers,and pools of who-knows-what.Sounded like the planet Crakooanooie that i had read about,but that meant it would not be deserted.I got my zorcher ready,just in case.I heard a noise behind me,and the next thing I knew,I was in a chamber-like room full of ugly aliens.

They were trying to question me,but I didn't understand their language.So,I just knocked one down,stole its jetpack thing,and took off.The creatures were right on my tail,but, I managed to zorch most of them and loose the others in the mountainy terrain.I made it back to my super spunky spiffcraft(or what was left of it)and made a few quick fixings.Then I started it up and took off into deep space at,this time,a slower mach 5.I still managed to escape,though.

And so,today was just another typical day for the splendid specimen of spirit and spunk,the super Spaceman Spiff!

Haiku(s) of the Day!

lack of and all of
black and white,darkness and light
black,white,imagine


I love pie,pie good
I love pie,pie loves me,pie
pie,pie is yummy


cheese,pie,taco sauce
pizza,toast,bacon
pepperoni,good!


HAIKU!

Yay!

Imagine is now over a year old!Hurray for me!Zippedy doo-dah,zippedy-ay!Happy birthday!Let's throw a party!I'll get some punch and cheese and chips and oatmeal and pemmican and balloons and confetti andsewing machines!Or not.Hurray for Imagine anyway:):)!!!!!!!!!!!

Food Wars II

More Food Wars!!!!!!!

Doughnut Man:
Doughnut Man is my friend's superhero character.Heis also known as Donut Man or D.M.He is of course,a peanut!No!He is actually a doughnut,duh!He is very,well strange,like Captain Candy,but even stranger.He has a big hole in the middle of him and his mouth is next to that hole.It is pretty muchly unknown what is inside that hole.I say there is a large,blank,uninhabited void behind it,but that's just a theory.D.M. is a great friend of C.C.'s.He can be strange and sometimes (actually most of the time) act stupid,but on purpose.Although,he can be very serious. Doughnut Man has a funny little hat that says DM on it.He is drawn a little more cartoony and a little more doodley than C.C.

New Language:Speakatalkish

Today I have decided to actually teach you something.And don't worry,it's not boring.I mean,look at all my other posts.Do you think I would actually teach you somethingmeaningful,er,uh,I mean.....um...uh....boring?Yeah,boring,let's go with that.Do you think that I would teach you something boring?Yeah,I didn't think so.If you did think so,you obviously haven't read all of my other posts.Anyway,it's not boring.Or useful.Buut,read it anyway.Who knows,It could be entertaining.Oh,wait,I should know.And I do know.But...uh...maybe it's a secret.Yeah,a secret!That's it!I won't tell you because it's a secret.You'll just have to find out yourself.Of course,then it wouldn't be much of a secret.Well I'll have to think about that.Back to the stuff.Ok'what are you waiting for?Go ahead down and read it!Sheesh,what I have to do to entertain you people!It's hard work,you know I mean-Oh?What?Ok,fine I'll get to the learning stuff in a second.I'm just saying I-Oh, fine I'll get on with it.Jeez!

Well,I'm going to teach you a new language.And it's not Spanish or French or English or anything like that!No,it's Speakatalkish! "Speakawhatahooey?",You ask.No, not Speakawhatahooey, Speakatalkish!
It's a language.A new language.Made by a guy named me!Ok here are a few sentences translated into English by me.

Did lemon shave cheese trumpet with Marx brothers?-Could you feed the dog?

Superbowl eats bananas on New Years Eve.-I need to take a bus to Hawaii.

I smashed your doll with Bob Hope's socks!-Feed me a chocolate bar!

Cheese won't get you anywhere!-I forgot to do my homework!

That's all for now,whatever your name is!

Uses For Toast

Use 1:Eating,Duh!

2:Let's say you can't find your socks and you're in a hurry.So,what do you do?You toast some bread and put it on your feet,of course!

3:This is kind of like the last one but,You can't find a hat.It's pouring outside.You don't know what to do except...you toast up some toast,and plop!You have an instant toast cap!

4:You're still in a hurry,but your car breaks down!All you have is a Car Repair kit,a cell phone,and some toast and butter.What do you choose?The toast,of course!You splat come butter on the toast and slip it on your feet and slide your way to wherever you are going!

5:Ok.You're finally at your destination.You're about to walk inside but then,BAM!It hits you!No, not the door,dummy!You just remembered!Remembered what,you ask?Remembered that it's(insert name here)'s
birthday!!!And you give them...wait,I'll let you guess................................
If you guessed toast you're right!Yes you give them a piece of steaming hot,scrumptious,delicious,toasty,buttery,warm,TOAST!What could be a better present?Well,OK,quite a few things,but it makes a good snack!

6:So whoever just ate their toast and you have to use the bathroom.So you find the bathroomand BAM!This time it is the door.Now youve got a big bump on your head.Now what?You eat some toast!It might not make you feel better,but it will get your mind off of the pain.A little.

7:Now it's time for work or school or something.So you head off to work on your new toasty shoes.You get there and you find out that your watch is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind.So now you're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay late.Your boss or teacher comes up to you bright red and steaming mad.You could almost see the smoke pouring out of his/her ears!Thinking quickly,you pull a peice of delicious toast out of your pocket and stuff it into his/her mouth.He/she will be so busy eating the tasty toast,they will forget all about you and your lateness!Nice save!

8:You're still at work or school.It's been hours.You are amazingly bored.You just want to go home and have some fun.So you give your boss or teacher more toast.While they're munching away you sneak past them.They won't even notice!The next day you can give them toast and they'll forget to yell at you!

9:You get home and you want to watch TV,but you can't find the remote.Tou go and find the toaster and,well,it's quite obvious,toast up some toast!But not one peice,but atleast ten!You go back and sit on your couch and if you want to turn the TV on or off or change channels just toss some toast at your television!The toast will hit the buttons for you,and the best part is,when you're done with toast,you can eat it!

10:This is probably the most complicated one.Now you are out of toast!Boo hoo!So you go to the store,but it's way to expensive.Then you write down all the uses of toast(listed here) on a peice of toast with a piece of toast.You then give the piece of toast to the cashier.They'll like it so much that they will give you more toast!

Now go out into the world and use my uses of toast!Of course,that might not be all that smart.Don't say I didn't warn you!!!

My opinion

Ok,well I bet you have heard someone,atleast once in your life,say something about the sweet smell of success.But,I bet they don't even know what success smells like.So,in a lot of studying smells over all my years,(actually,pretty much only tonight for about a minute)I have discovered what succes smells like.Now, are you ready for this?I hope you are because if you aren't, you may learn waaaaaaay more than you want to learn today.Becauase,today,October ,3,2006,I have discovered what succes smells like by my self!I have discovered,tonight,what success smells like.Ok,well here it goes,success smells like.....................................................................................................


.... plastic!!!!

That's just in my opinion.

Random story!!!! #1

As the elephant walked through Steeliron City he hit his head on a tree.
Out of the tree fell a small elf.The elf climbed onto the elephant's back without a word.The two walked to the end of the city and they found a big blue spaceship.They went into the spaceship and they both said "Let's go to zzifzziw-4!" So the elf pressed the big green button,the spaceship turned into a big robot and blasted off to zzifzziw-4! The two lived happily ever after with the dog and cat beings of zzifzziw-4.

THE END

Super Joke!

Q: What's Canteloupe?
A: When the ladder can't reach the window!


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!!!

Food Wars

What is Food Wars,you ask?Well, my friend and I made up some food superheroes.We didn't even mean to do it together too.Here's the story:

My friend one day(before he was my friend) mentioned something about someone named Donut-Man.So I asked him what he was talking about.He told me that that Donut-Man is a superhero that he made up.Then i remembered that I had made up a food superhero too!Captain Candy!!!We decided to make comics.But,we had to figure out a name for them.Then I thought FOOD WARS.

Here are the main charcters that I made.

Captain Candy:
Captain Candy was one of the first superheros I ever made in my life.I made him when I was really young.From his name you can tell what kind of food he is.CANDY.He has bunch of weird powers.Like Sour bomb,Fudge Swirl,licorice lasso,twizzler twister,Cinnamon vision,Super Sour Stomp,etc.He has super weird adventures with other heroes and his pets.His worst enemies are Evil Icecream and Monstrous Milk.He lives in the made up country Foodania at 3239 Pizza Park,Foodania 79881.His favorite food is marshmallows.He is very heroic and can be brave,but he can also be a big chicken.Sometimes.He loves his job as being a superhero and saving the day,world,and sometimes universe.He can be pretty crazy sometimes,too.He looks pretty much like a lollypop with a big red swirl,two blue legs,two red licorice arms,a cape,a belt,and eyes and a mouth.

Bunny:
Bunny is Captain Candy's pet Hot dog.He got super powers not to long ago.His favorite food is meat sauce.He can be be very nice,but most of the time he is mischievous.Bunny is also very clever.He has a lot of fun with C.C.'s other pet.His superhero name is Super Sausage.

Cheese-It:
Cheese-It is C.C.'s pet cheese goldfish.He got his super powers the same time Bunny got his.His favoite food is little bits of crackers.He is nice most of the time and very brave(sometimes braver than his owner).He is almost always in a good mood and can cheer up his friends with one of his wacky jokes.He likes to help C.C. when he is saving people.He can also breath out of water(which is one of his powers).His superhero name is Wonder Cheese.

So those are some Food Wars characters!I might be adding more soon.

Daily(weekly,monthly,yearly,decadely,centuryly,or milleniumly, which ever comes first)Thoughts II

3/19/06

"How do people who have amnesia remember how to speak the language they speak?Or do they...hmm..."

_ME!!!HA HA HA HA!!!

The Coolest Story Ever!

Once upon a time, I was sitting in the old red chair in the livingroom.I was spinning around as fast as I could and I was getting dizzy.When I knew that it was time to stop, I stood up and started walking around so I would run into things."Boy,that was fun,whoa....wheeee!"I said to no one in particular.I could see the room spinning,turnig flipping..."uughh,I don't think I could do that again."I said."Oh,what the heck,I'll do it anyway!"After about the tenth time,I heard a loud,creepy rumble.I could start to here the rain.It was pouring out after just a few seconds.The rain sounded like nails hitting metal."I think I've had enough spinning for a while."I said."Good" said Hobbes,my tiger."I was getting dizzy watching you."There was another loud rumble.This one sounded different.Then there it was again,getting louder."It's just the thunder."said Ace,my Imaginary friend.It grew even louder."I hope",he said quietly.Then,we saw it.It was a huge spaceship with glowing blue lights.It looked somewhat familiar though...Hobbes and I ran and hid.Ace stood there,staring up at it,amazed."Hey, alien guy"he shouted."Leave us alone!What did we ever do to you?"Seeing that nothing was happening,Ace said "You better leave,or your going to have to face an imaginary friend named Ace!Come on guys,I could use some help here!" "No thanks",said Hobbes."You can do it yourself" "Yeah,don't be lazy"I said.Suddenly,the spaceship door opened and a strange figure appeared."AAAAAAHHHHH",shouted Ace,and he ran and hid with us.Then,the figure stepped out....It was Luke Skywalker!Then Chewbacca,Han and Leia came out,too.Then I was really surprised because some neopets came out!Then I was really,really surprised because Calvin and Hobbes came out!The spaceship had really been the Millenium Falcon!We talked and did all kinds of cool stuff all night and they went back home in the morning.


The End

Daily(weekly,monthly,yearly,decadely,centuryly,or milleniumly,which ever comes first)Thoughts!

3/15/06


"If light moves at 186,000 miles per second, how come it doesn't hurt when we get hit by it?"
-Me!!!

Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes!The greatest strip of all time!in case you don't know who they are,Calvin is a six year old boy who is in first grade and has a teacher named Mrs. Wormwood.He lives next to a girl named susie and they have a love/hate relationship.Calvin has made up a club called G.R.O.S.S.(Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)and tries to get rid of susie.Calvin is also very imaginative and mischeivous.He often gets in trouble but is actually kind at heart.His parents have no names and he has a mean babysitter that they often hire named Rosalyn.She is the only person that Calvin reallyfears.

Hobbes is Calvin's stuffed tiger though he sees Hobbes as a real tiger.Hobbes is Calvins only real friend.Hobbes was found by Calvin in the first strip.Hobbes is very nice and pounces on Calvin often.Hobbes is not as wild as calvin,even though he is an animal.Hobbes is like most house cats though.He likes tuna and salmon and sleeps most of the day.Oh,wait did i say he likes tuna and salmon?he loves tuna and salmon!If calvin ever opens a can of tuna hobbes will come charging toward him and pounce.But most of the time hobbes just sleeps all day.


Calvin and hobbes is one of the best comic strip ever to be comic stripalized!