Random story!!!! #1

As the elephant walked through Steeliron City he hit his head on a tree.
Out of the tree fell a small elf.The elf climbed onto the elephant's back without a word.The two walked to the end of the city and they found a big blue spaceship.They went into the spaceship and they both said "Let's go to zzifzziw-4!" So the elf pressed the big green button,the spaceship turned into a big robot and blasted off to zzifzziw-4! The two lived happily ever after with the dog and cat beings of zzifzziw-4.

THE END

Super Joke!

Q: What's Canteloupe?
A: When the ladder can't reach the window!


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