Use 1:Eating,Duh!
2:Let's say you can't find your socks and you're in a hurry.So,what do you do?You toast some bread and put it on your feet,of course!
3:This is kind of like the last one but,You can't find a hat.It's pouring outside.You don't know what to do except...you toast up some toast,and plop!You have an instant toast cap!
4:You're still in a hurry,but your car breaks down!All you have is a Car Repair kit,a cell phone,and some toast and butter.What do you choose?The toast,of course!You splat come butter on the toast and slip it on your feet and slide your way to wherever you are going!
5:Ok.You're finally at your destination.You're about to walk inside but then,BAM!It hits you!No, not the door,dummy!You just remembered!Remembered what,you ask?Remembered that it's(insert name here)'s
birthday!!!And you give them...wait,I'll let you guess................................
If you guessed toast you're right!Yes you give them a piece of steaming hot,scrumptious,delicious,toasty,buttery,warm,TOAST!What could be a better present?Well,OK,quite a few things,but it makes a good snack!
6:So whoever just ate their toast and you have to use the bathroom.So you find the bathroomand BAM!This time it is the door.Now youve got a big bump on your head.Now what?You eat some toast!It might not make you feel better,but it will get your mind off of the pain.A little.
7:Now it's time for work or school or something.So you head off to work on your new toasty shoes.You get there and you find out that your watch is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind.So now you're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay late.Your boss or teacher comes up to you bright red and steaming mad.You could almost see the smoke pouring out of his/her ears!Thinking quickly,you pull a peice of delicious toast out of your pocket and stuff it into his/her mouth.He/she will be so busy eating the tasty toast,they will forget all about you and your lateness!Nice save!
8:You're still at work or school.It's been hours.You are amazingly bored.You just want to go home and have some fun.So you give your boss or teacher more toast.While they're munching away you sneak past them.They won't even notice!The next day you can give them toast and they'll forget to yell at you!
9:You get home and you want to watch TV,but you can't find the remote.Tou go and find the toaster and,well,it's quite obvious,toast up some toast!But not one peice,but atleast ten!You go back and sit on your couch and if you want to turn the TV on or off or change channels just toss some toast at your television!The toast will hit the buttons for you,and the best part is,when you're done with toast,you can eat it!
10:This is probably the most complicated one.Now you are out of toast!Boo hoo!So you go to the store,but it's way to expensive.Then you write down all the uses of toast(listed here) on a peice of toast with a piece of toast.You then give the piece of toast to the cashier.They'll like it so much that they will give you more toast!
Now go out into the world and use my uses of toast!Of course,that might not be all that smart.Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
2:Let's say you can't find your socks and you're in a hurry.So,what do you do?You toast some bread and put it on your feet,of course!
3:This is kind of like the last one but,You can't find a hat.It's pouring outside.You don't know what to do except...you toast up some toast,and plop!You have an instant toast cap!
4:You're still in a hurry,but your car breaks down!All you have is a Car Repair kit,a cell phone,and some toast and butter.What do you choose?The toast,of course!You splat come butter on the toast and slip it on your feet and slide your way to wherever you are going!
5:Ok.You're finally at your destination.You're about to walk inside but then,BAM!It hits you!No, not the door,dummy!You just remembered!Remembered what,you ask?Remembered that it's(insert name here)'s
birthday!!!And you give them...wait,I'll let you guess................................
If you guessed toast you're right!Yes you give them a piece of steaming hot,scrumptious,delicious,toasty,buttery,warm,TOAST!What could be a better present?Well,OK,quite a few things,but it makes a good snack!
6:So whoever just ate their toast and you have to use the bathroom.So you find the bathroomand BAM!This time it is the door.Now youve got a big bump on your head.Now what?You eat some toast!It might not make you feel better,but it will get your mind off of the pain.A little.
7:Now it's time for work or school or something.So you head off to work on your new toasty shoes.You get there and you find out that your watch is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind.So now you're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay late.Your boss or teacher comes up to you bright red and steaming mad.You could almost see the smoke pouring out of his/her ears!Thinking quickly,you pull a peice of delicious toast out of your pocket and stuff it into his/her mouth.He/she will be so busy eating the tasty toast,they will forget all about you and your lateness!Nice save!
8:You're still at work or school.It's been hours.You are amazingly bored.You just want to go home and have some fun.So you give your boss or teacher more toast.While they're munching away you sneak past them.They won't even notice!The next day you can give them toast and they'll forget to yell at you!
9:You get home and you want to watch TV,but you can't find the remote.Tou go and find the toaster and,well,it's quite obvious,toast up some toast!But not one peice,but atleast ten!You go back and sit on your couch and if you want to turn the TV on or off or change channels just toss some toast at your television!The toast will hit the buttons for you,and the best part is,when you're done with toast,you can eat it!
10:This is probably the most complicated one.Now you are out of toast!Boo hoo!So you go to the store,but it's way to expensive.Then you write down all the uses of toast(listed here) on a peice of toast with a piece of toast.You then give the piece of toast to the cashier.They'll like it so much that they will give you more toast!
Now go out into the world and use my uses of toast!Of course,that might not be all that smart.Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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