Today was just another typical day for me,the splendid Spaceman Spiff.The day started off just like any other day,scrambled eggs from the egg of the zorlokkian slime-bird,some kolopiarian toast, and graakohn drink for breakfast at my camp on the last decent planet that I had found.
After breakfast I climbed in my spaceship and took off at mach 7.After a few hours I began getting bored,so I stopped by one of those wierd fastfood restaurants near Aahkorlii 12.Then,I flew through that solar system with my radio cranked way up(even though I couldn't really understand any of the words to the songs,because most aliens don't speak English.Get it??ALIENS???Get it??You know,like,people from other countries??Get it??Oh,boy,do I crack myself up!!!).After I had just drifted through space listening to the radio,drifting off to sleep,my spiffcraft wandered into an asteroid belt!I woke up just in time and I tried to steer clear from all of the asteroids.They all shot by me,superfast,but I managed to dodge most of them.Then a small one hit the spiffcraft!It smashed the engine and the craft just floated there for a few seconds until more and more clobbered the crazy-cool craft!Then I went down.
I tried everything to stop from crash landing on the planet below,but it was no use.I decided to prepare for impact. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,t---CRAASSHH!
I climbed out from the smoking wreckage and looked around.It was a seemingly deserted planet,full of mountainous terrain,craters,geisers,and pools of who-knows-what.Sounded like the planet Crakooanooie that i had read about,but that meant it would not be deserted.I got my zorcher ready,just in case.I heard a noise behind me,and the next thing I knew,I was in a chamber-like room full of ugly aliens.
They were trying to question me,but I didn't understand their language.So,I just knocked one down,stole its jetpack thing,and took off.The creatures were right on my tail,but, I managed to zorch most of them and loose the others in the mountainy terrain.I made it back to my super spunky spiffcraft(or what was left of it)and made a few quick fixings.Then I started it up and took off into deep space at,this time,a slower mach 5.I still managed to escape,though.
And so,today was just another typical day for the splendid specimen of spirit and spunk,the super Spaceman Spiff!
After breakfast I climbed in my spaceship and took off at mach 7.After a few hours I began getting bored,so I stopped by one of those wierd fastfood restaurants near Aahkorlii 12.Then,I flew through that solar system with my radio cranked way up(even though I couldn't really understand any of the words to the songs,because most aliens don't speak English.Get it??ALIENS???Get it??You know,like,people from other countries??Get it??Oh,boy,do I crack myself up!!!).After I had just drifted through space listening to the radio,drifting off to sleep,my spiffcraft wandered into an asteroid belt!I woke up just in time and I tried to steer clear from all of the asteroids.They all shot by me,superfast,but I managed to dodge most of them.Then a small one hit the spiffcraft!It smashed the engine and the craft just floated there for a few seconds until more and more clobbered the crazy-cool craft!Then I went down.
I tried everything to stop from crash landing on the planet below,but it was no use.I decided to prepare for impact. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,t---CRAASSHH!
I climbed out from the smoking wreckage and looked around.It was a seemingly deserted planet,full of mountainous terrain,craters,geisers,and pools of who-knows-what.Sounded like the planet Crakooanooie that i had read about,but that meant it would not be deserted.I got my zorcher ready,just in case.I heard a noise behind me,and the next thing I knew,I was in a chamber-like room full of ugly aliens.
They were trying to question me,but I didn't understand their language.So,I just knocked one down,stole its jetpack thing,and took off.The creatures were right on my tail,but, I managed to zorch most of them and loose the others in the mountainy terrain.I made it back to my super spunky spiffcraft(or what was left of it)and made a few quick fixings.Then I started it up and took off into deep space at,this time,a slower mach 5.I still managed to escape,though.
And so,today was just another typical day for the splendid specimen of spirit and spunk,the super Spaceman Spiff!
