Today I have decided to actually teach you something.And don't worry,it's not boring.I mean,look at all my other posts.Do you think I would actually teach you somethingmeaningful,er,uh,I mean.....um...uh....boring?Yeah,boring,let's go with that.Do you think that I would teach you something boring?Yeah,I didn't think so.If you did think so,you obviously haven't read all of my other posts.Anyway,it's not boring.Or useful.Buut,read it anyway.Who knows,It could be entertaining.Oh,wait,I should know.And I do know.But...uh...maybe it's a secret.Yeah,a secret!That's it!I won't tell you because it's a secret.You'll just have to find out yourself.Of course,then it wouldn't be much of a secret.Well I'll have to think about that.Back to the stuff.Ok'what are you waiting for?Go ahead down and read it!Sheesh,what I have to do to entertain you people!It's hard work,you know I mean-Oh?What?Ok,fine I'll get to the learning stuff in a second.I'm just saying I-Oh, fine I'll get on with it.Jeez!
Well,I'm going to teach you a new language.And it's not Spanish or French or English or anything like that!No,it's Speakatalkish! "Speakawhatahooey?",You ask.No, not Speakawhatahooey, Speakatalkish!
It's a language.A new language.Made by a guy named me!Ok here are a few sentences translated into English by me.
Did lemon shave cheese trumpet with Marx brothers?-Could you feed the dog?
Superbowl eats bananas on New Years Eve.-I need to take a bus to Hawaii.
I smashed your doll with Bob Hope's socks!-Feed me a chocolate bar!
Cheese won't get you anywhere!-I forgot to do my homework!
That's all for now,whatever your name is!
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